crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night


Silver Suns

before tumblr i was spending the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i was doing 

oliviawhen:

A little late, but happy earth day! Have some rainy birds. 

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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holding-the-rope:

shadowpassion:

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism

You will never silence the voice of men, never.

You can not gain equality unless you give it.

Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.

I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.

Feminism is outdated.

Guys look fresh men tears

thenimbus:

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

Bo Burnham

daftpup:

i hate when people saying taking selfies is being “self-obsessed” and “conceited” shut the fuck up and let people like themselves